Help Advanced Wombat

Wombats, particular
Dante Gabriel Rossetti had a wombat who slept (during the day) in an epergne on the dining room table. He (the wombat) reappeared as a dormouse in Rev. Dodgson’s book.
Wombats, uses of
Live-conversation piece, alarm clock (third shift) dead-doormats; for food, see Wombats, food?
Wombats, food
Grass, bark, leaves, fungi
Epergne
Who knows? … clearly someplace wombats sleep.
Marsupials
Include bandicoots (which should be rabbits), koalas (which should be bears), tasmanian wolves (which should be coyotes), and wombats (which should be lethargic badgers). Pogo was a marsupial.
Sexual habits
These are of interest only to other wombats, and then only between April and June.
Wombats, prehistoric
Pleistocene Giant Wombat was as large as a rhinoceros.
Wombats, food?
Would you want to eat a doormat that ate bark and fungus?

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